Gett'n It

How do you hit on superman?

(this one is pretty obvious but it’s ok)

Baby, I am your kryptonite. So, let’s fly away cause when I’m done with you I’ll make you wanna fist pump:

make you feel amazing:

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and to your buddies you will be:

  LEGENDARY!!!

How do you hit on superman?

(this one is pretty obvious but it’s ok)

Baby, I am your kryptonite. So, let’s fly away cause when I’m done with you I’ll make you wanna fist pump:

make you feel amazing:

.

and to your buddies you will be:

  LEGENDARY!!!

Starbucks

Currently from May 4-13th is happy hour. What that means is that all fraps are 1/2 off. This calls for another idiotic pick up line inspired by Starbucks.

How do you hit on the guy behind the counter at Starbucks during happy hour?:

Guy: Hi, what can I get you?

You: Yes I’d like it hot, steamy, yummy and cheap during “our happy hour”.

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Italy. I would eat, shop, and love the people there. I also plan to break a few hearts there if possible.

How do you hit on Jackie Chan?

You: Who am I? I’m Drunk’n about to be your Master. SO hurry up into the Forbidden Kingdom cause it’s about to be Rush Hour 3. 

How to hit on a cop

You go up to an officer and sing ” Bad girl Bad girl Watch you gonna do Watch you gonna do when she comes for you” (you may insert tantalizing dance movements)

A Dull Knife Is Hard to Sharpen When..

it’s point-less 

Always promised myself that if I was to love I was to truly love unconditionally, patiently, and with much affection. Pointless if the other person doesn’t make the same promise.